Me: Hey! You there? βΊοΈ
He: Yup. What Happened? π€
Me: Nothing. βΊοΈ
He: Enjoying the food at home?
Me: Yeah, mom made Dosa, Sambhar and chutney! π
He: Even I want to eat Dosa. π
Me: I know how to make Dosa. I’ll make it for you next time.
He: Yay!!!!π
Me: Plus my mom makes this really incredible peanut chutney. I’ll ask her for the recipe and we’ll try to make that too.
He: Idiot, that’s coconut chutney not peanut.π
Me: Mental, there are all kinds of chutney: coconut, peanut, mix. You have limited knowledge regarding South-Indian dishes so shut up!π€
He: Okay ji.π³
Me: And my mom’s Sambhar is awesome too. She makes it differently, like a south Indian dish with a northern twist. I’ll learn to make that too.
He: Hmm… Great!π
Me: Btw I was horny.π
He: What!!! When?π―
Me: When I texted Hey! You there?π
He: Then?π€
Me: Then we started talking about Dosa, sambhar and chutney.π
He: And now you are horny for food.π
Me: hehe…yes.π
He: haha π
Me: We are a weird couple.
He: I know. β€οΈ
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(Chit-Chat: A series where I record conversations between me and my guy. Read the previous ones here. )